Pre-op

I wrote this on Thursday night (15th Nov.)on a word processing programme, as web connection was not working. I found that I can email the document to the blog, but that it doesn’t open automatically. So please just click on blank doc below, should you be so inclined. Blank.doc
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  1. Rear Adm (ret.) Viscount Roger, Governor General of Her Majesty's Fish Tank.'s avatar Rear Adm (ret.) Viscount Roger, Governor General of Her Majesty's Fish Tank. says:

    At first I was concerned blank.doc was a counterpoint to Pollyanna.doc or even a passing reference to Blanche Carte’s brother blank.chq. But no, a thoughtful snapshot of the act of lying worried and uncertain yet still quite the centre of attention!

    I hope (you knew I would!) that the “60 -70%” is less a reflection of a considered weighing of probabilities, seasonal weather charts and rainfall patterns, recent upper air pressures and the percentage of pollen found in westerly airstreams and more a Gut Feeling. You know the sort of thing. Chances of Western KV thrashing Eastern KV in the 20/20 test series, “oh, about 60 – 70%”. That sort of thing. A feeling in one’s waters that the odds are more for than agin.

    Perhaps the fact that, now it is done, you are off your food and have a vague headache is the medical equivalent of rainfall upon the roof of a water truck, a bit of cosmic “gotcha” that needs to be played out in every hand. If only Alanis Morrisette had know of this her song would itself be less ironic. But I digress.

    Good luck for Wednesday’s rematch after a rain delayed (oh the irony!!!) first session and may your new balls be shiny and firm!!

    G

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